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> Down in Lafourche Parish , Louisiana , Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping with the cleanup.

> He reports for work and is told to speak to a supervisor about his assignment.

> He finds the man and asks, “What it is I suppose to do?”

> The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the pelicans.

> Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says, “Okay. Dey all cleaned. You want me to cook some rice?”