SITTING AT A STOP LIGHT

> I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car
and a “Remember 9-11″ slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, ” Praise Allah!” and took off before the light changed.
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> Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
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> For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man… that could have been me!”
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> So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Here’s a good example of how most of these look:

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See how the subject line is in two places?